Exhibit A: Boobs.
Shoulders: Shoulders of the Roiling Inferno / Mantle of the Shattered Vale (Druid Only)
Chest: Thunderlord Chestguard
Hands: Marshseeker Gloves
Waist: Dragonmaw Emergency Strap
Legs: Warchief Kilt
Feet: Sandstalker Ankleguards
Main-Hand: Kil’ruk’s Furious Blade
Here’s the full set on Wowhead. And here it is again, this time in green.
Okay, this set has to begin with a whole bunch of apologies. Despite still being theoretically available because it’s BoE and may surface on the auction house (heck, I’m pretty sure I have one lying around somewhere), as of Mists of Pandaria the Warchief Kilt is no longer available as a dungeon drop. The closest you’d get to an alternative is Jinxed Hoodoo Kilt; a green dungeon drop that can let you build a green version of this transmog set that’s also pretty great.
Exhibit B: Moobs.
And here’s another head-scratcher — Wowhead is displaying all sets of Shoulders of the Roiling Inferno and Dragonmaw Emergency Strap as being no longer available in game, this despite the fact they’re a drop from MoP raids that obviously still exist. I have no idea why this is. If anyone has an answer on this, let me know.
(Sadly, available or not, Shoulders of the Roiling Inferno is an intellect item, so only classes with an intellect-spec can win it based on MoP’s loot rules. Rogues need not apply.)
Oh yeah, and this outfit is super sexy — amazingly, not just on women, but on men as well. How the orcs survive wearing such little clothing, I have no idea.
Shoulders: Shoulderwraps of the Shattered Vale
Chest: Omenai Vest (Alliance)
Hands: Gloves of the Silver Assassin (Alliance)
Waist: Cord of Black Dreams
Legs: Clefthoof Britches
Feet: Acidmaw Boots (Alliance)
Main-Hand: Torall, Rod of the Shattered Throne
Off-Hand: Mystic Tome
View the whole set on Wowhead.
This blog gets a lot of druids.
It’s true. The increasing frequency of encrypted searches means the vast majority of search keywords these days are locked away, hidden in the infuriatingly useless “Unknown Search Terms” section, but a few always slip through.
And, yeah, druids.
I mean, it confuses me a little. Don’t get me wrong, I love transmog, but 90% of druids spend their lives as cats and bears and large, apparently sentient, trees. If you’re an enormous horned bird flushed with mystical lunar energy, does it really matter what your tier gear looks like beneath your feathers?
Still, druids, I love you guys. So this one’s for you, assuming you’re a night elf or a worgen because, uh, it’s possible Omenai Vest is a weird Alliance-only quest reward from Hellfire Peninsula.
It really brings out the green in her abnormally large Disney eyes.
Shoulders: Spaulders of the Snow Bandit (Alliance)
Chest: Trickster’s Vest
Hands: Trickster’s Handwraps
Waist: Tyrannical Gladiator’s Waistband of Accuracy (Alliance)
Legs: Nightshade Leggings
Feet: Naturewarden’s Treads
Main-Hand: Icecore Staff
View the whole set on Wowhead.
You know, the Horde get a lot of love on this blog, which is understandable because the Horde is awesome, but I was talking to a guy yesterday and he mentioned there’s this whole other faction out there. Apparently they like, uh, lion motifs and the colour blue and, uh, their king looks a bit like Bruce Campbell? I don’t know. They seem cool.
So, to all you Alliance-heads out there. Uh, what do you call yourselves? Alliance-rs? Alliance-istas?
This one’s for you.
Literally, only for you. That belt is faction-locked.