Cloth Transmog: Garments of Temperance

Cloth Transmog - Garments of Temperance - Undead PriestHead: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal  Royal Headband
Shoulders: Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Shoulders of Foaming Fluids
Back: N/A
Chest: Burning Crusade Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Garments of Temperance
Hands: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Exiled Dabbler’s Gloves
Waist: Quest Reward Pillarbind Waistguard
Legs: N/A
Feet: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Outlander’s Boots 

Main-Hand: Crafted Item Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Divine Companion
Off-Hand: Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Torch of the Celestial Spark

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Blood Elf, DraeneiDwarf, GnomeGoblinHuman, Night Elf, OrcPandaren, Tauren, Troll, Undead, Worgen

Normally, this is the part where I tell a couple of jokes or talk a bit about the origins of the transmog set, but today all I want to say is this:

Am I the only one who thinks Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Shoulders of Foaming Fluids sounds, like, super gross?

Because ew, you guys. Ew.

Cloth Transmog: Virtuous Skirt

Cloth Transmog - Undead - Virtuous Skirt

Behold, the angriest yellow belt you’ve ever seen.

 

Head: Quest Reward Enigma Circlet (Mages Only)
Shoulders: Vendor - Gold Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Orb-Bound Shoulders 
Back: N/A
Chest:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Laughing Skull Tunic
Hands:  Quest Reward  Gloves of the Servant
Waist:  Dungeon Drop Essence of Anger
Legs: Replica Virtuous Skirt
Feet:  Dungeon Drop Cordwoven Sandals

Main-Hand:  Quest Reward Darklight Torch
Off-Hand: Dungeon Drop Lamp of Peaceful Radiance

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Look, I’ll be straight with you. I’m not the best person out there. I have flaws. Sometimes, when I’m at a dinner party, I’ll lock eyes with a guest standing across the room and then slowly, methodically, eat the last h’ordeuvre on the plate as a way to assert dominance.

But my skirt, my skirt is virtuous, people.

Okay, it’s a replica of a skirt that’s virtuous. But that’s close enough.

Cloth Transmog: Robes of Searing Shadow

clothtransmog-searingshadow-displayHead: Vanilla Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Tiara of the Oracle (Priest)
Shoulders: raid_warlords  Slaughterhouse Spaulders
Back: N/A
Chest: Vendor - Gold Robes of Searing Shadow
Hands:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Iyun Handwraps 
Waist: Vendor - Gold Girdle of Bane
Legs: N/A
Feet: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Iyun Sandals

Main-Hand: Vendor - Honor Points Primal Gladiator’s Battle Staff (Alliance)
Off-Hand: N/A

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: DraeneiDwarf, GnomeHuman, Night ElfPandaren, Worgen

This fashion tentac-ular offers priests everywhere the convenience of rock candy-mounted shoulder pauldrons and, uh, a one-size-fits-all tentacle dress that hugs the hips in all the right places. If you’re not a priest, no worries — you’ll just have to skip out on the world’s least comfortable murder-tiara.

Cloth Transmog: Heroes’ Frostfire Shoulderpads (Alliance Mage)

Cloth Transmog - Heroes' Frostfire - Draenei

Sorry, boys. This dress is a hot mess on male toons. If you don’t like it, write to Blizzard and ask for — no, demand — equal opportunity sexiness.

Head: N/A
Shoulders: Wrath of the Lich King Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Heroes’ Frostfire Shoulderpads (Mages)
Back: N/A
Chest: Vanilla Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop  Vestments of the Shifting Sands
Hands:Vendor - Gold Sterile Flesh-Handling Gloves
Waist: Vendor - Honor Points Tyrannical Gladiator’s Cord of Meditation (Alliance)
Legs:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Cournith Waterstrider’s Silken Finery
Feet:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops  Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Outlander’s Boots

Main-Hand: Vendor - Gold Searing Sunblade
Off-Hand:  Vendor - Gold Ward of the Violet Citadel

Check out the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Draenei, GnomeHuman, Night ElfPandaren, Worgen

And the persnickety “Mage’s Only” sticker once again rears its ugly head. I was really hoping — praying, even, to the Light and just about anything else that would listen — thatVendor - Gold Frostfire Shoulderpads, available on the Black Market Auction House to any cloth-wearing player with the coin, would share  Wrath of the Lich King Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Heroes’ Frostfire Shoulderpads‘s skin. But alas, the original Frostfire shoulders are blue, not peach, making this cloth transmog set one more sacrifice at the altar of well-dressed wizardry.

Well, well-dressed Alliance wizardry, anyway, because the Horde version of  Vendor - Honor Points Tyrannical Gladiator’s Cord of Meditation is, again, entirely the wrong colour. Of course, a creative Horde mage could probably find an alternate belt and maintain the soul of the set. If you’re a Horde player who’s not creative, let me know, and I’ll try banging my head against that particular wall myself.

Oh, and  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Cournith Waterstrider’s Silken Finery is actually a BoE rare drop from a rare that can be found loping around Pandaria, so make sure you know what you’re killing before you start to grind. And yeah, on most toons, you’re going to see a sliver of black where the top of the stockings peeks out from behind the dress. It’s frustrating, but, so far as I can tell, there are no pants available that will be completely invisible with this dress model.

Cloth Transmog: Mooncloth Robe (Priest and Mage)

clothtransmog-mooncloth-displayHead: Quest Reward Tiara of the Oracle (Priest) / Vanilla Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Engima Circlet (Mage)
Shoulders: raid_warlords Slaughterhouse Spaulders
Back: N/A
Chest: Crafted Item Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Mooncloth Robe
Hands: Wrath of the Lich King Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop San’layn Ritualist Gloves
Waist: Burning Crusade Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Nethershard Girdle Wrath of the Lich King Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Relentless Gladiator’s Cord of Salvation
Legs: N/A
Feet: Vendor - Gold Frost-Touched Boots

Main-Hand: Vendor - Gold Carapace Breaker
Off-Hand:  Vendor - Honor Points Primal Combatant’s Endgame (Alliance) /  Vendor - Gold Star-Heart Lamp

Check out the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Blood Elf, Draenei, Dwarf, Gnome, GoblinHuman, Night Elf, Orc, Pandaren, Tauren, Troll, Undead, Worgen

Okay, you’ll note a number of substitutions today, so I’ll run through those quickly.

My preferred off-hand for this set is  Vendor - Honor Points Primal Combatant’s Endgame, which, unfortunately, falls victim to Blizzard’s habitual tendency to make Alliance PVP gear blue and Horde gear red. That means Horde players interested in this set are stuck using something else. My suggestion is the Vendor - Gold Star-Heart Lamp; a fine alternative, but an admittedly different model.

Wrath of the Lich King Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Relentless Gladiator’s Cord of Salvation, which I’ve provided as an alternative, is also a different model. But wait, Liz,  Burning Crusade Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Nethershard Girdle doesn’t have any user restrictions! So why is  Wrath of the Lich King Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Relentless Gladiator’s Cord of Salvation even there?

Because Burning Crusade Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Nethershard Girdle doesn’t quite match the rest of the set and it was bugging the heck out of me, that’s why.

My recommendation is to check out both belts on Wowhead and select the look that you prefer.

Oh, and Happy New Year, everybody! If you haven’t run Molten Core yet, your time is running out. Get on it!