Cloth Transmog: Jessera’s Tunic (Alliance)

Cloth Transmog - Jessera's Tunic

The fungus really brings a certain je ne sais quoi.

Head: N/A
Shoulders: Windchanneller’s Mantle *
Back: Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Permafrost Cape
Chest: Quest Reward Jessera’s Fungus Lined Tunic (Alliance only)
Hands: Crafted Item Mooncloth Gloves
Waist: Crafted Item Crafted Dreadful Gladiator’s Cord of Meditation
Legs: Quest Reward Kilt of Deific Torment
Feet: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Sorcerer Slippers

Main-Hand: Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Ethereum Life-Staff
Off-Hand: N/A

Here’s the full set on Wowhead.

I don’t normally work with faction-specific items, but the moment I saw Jessera’s Fungus Lined Tunic I was in love.

Notes

Oh lord, Windchanneller’s Mantle. I think I need a button for “It’s complicated.”

The short version is that they drop off a mob that can spawn during the completion of a repeatable quest in Blade’s Edge Mountains. Sounds easy, doesn’t it? Except you can’t pick up the quest until you’re revered with the Consortium.

So, uh, have fun with that!

Cloth Transmog: Firebird

Firebird - Female Blood Elf (available to all cloth-wearers)

“Firebird,” a.k.a. I shouldn’t be allowed to name things, ever.

Head: N/A
Shoulders: Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Mantle of Closed Doors
Back: N/A
Chest: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Sanguine Robe
Hands: Quest Reward Informant’s Gloves
Waist: Dungeon Drop - Boss Loot or Dungeon Trash Drop Sash of the Burning Heart
Legs: N/A
Feet: Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Einhorn’s Galoshes

Main-Hand: N/A
Off-Hand: N/A

Here’s the full set on Wowhead.

This gorgeous robe is, in my opinion, the sexiest red (okay, okay, the case could be made for blood orange) dress in the game. Unfortunately, it’s also incredibly rare, so if you’re at all interested and you see a World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Sanguine Robe for sale on your server for a reasonable price, buy it. You’ll thank me later.

Your guess is as good as mine as to why the Wowhead page for Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Einhorn’s Galoshes displays 21 pairs of gloves under the “Same Model As” tab.

Cloth Transmog: Blood Priest

Blood Priest Look - Worgen Male (available to all cloth-wearers)

For those days when you feel like slapping a couple of enormous red snake heads on your shoulders.

Head: Dungeon Drop - Boss Loot or Dungeon Trash Drop Whitemane’s Embroidered Chapeau
Shoulders: Dungeon Drop - Boss Loot or Dungeon Trash Drop Mantle of Three Terrors
Back: N/A
Chest: Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop* Robes of Ghostly Hatred

Hands: Quest Reward Hands of Consequences
Waist: Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Sash of Mortal Desire
Legs: N/A
Feet: Crafted Item Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Deathsilk Boots
Main-Hand: Vendor - Justice Points Staff of the Forest Lord
Off-Hand: N/A

Here’s the full set on Wowhead.

I can hear Project Runway’s Nina Garcia side-eying my taste levels from here. I appreciate red and green aren’t generally considered a winning combination (outside of Christmas and bad motel carpeting, anyway), but the moment I clapped eyes on Mantle of Three Terrors I knew there had to be some way to make them work.

And they do. Uh, I think.

Oh, and to all you female orcs and goblins out there, depending on your skin tone you’re going to want to, uh, give this one a miss. Just… trust me on this.

Notes

Though it’s marked as a Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Raid Drop, the Robes of Ghostly Hatred aren’t on any loot table. They’re purchased from a vendor, for the cost of one Robes of Faltering Light (a boss drop from Sunwell Plateau) and one Sunmote.

There is an alternative chest with the same look, the Crafted Item Sunfire Robe, but it has a Tailoring (350) requirement to use.

What do you think? Worth a look, or are there better pieces you’d sub out instead? Let me know in the comments!