Leather Transmog: Dokebi Chestguard (Monks)

Leather Transmog - Dokebi - Pandaren

I’m baaaaack…

Head: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Scaled Leather Headband
Shoulders: Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Red Crane Shoulderguards (Monks Only)
Back: N/A
Chest: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Dokebi Chestguard
Hands:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Dokebi Gloves
Waist: Quest Reward Belt of Feigned Joy
Legs: Garrison Reward Mistdancer Legguards (Monks Only)
Feet: Crafted Item Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Corehound Boots

Main-Hand: Vendor - Gold Amber Spear of Klaxxi’vess
Off-Hand: N/A

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Blood Elf, Draenei, Dwarf, Gnome, Goblin, Human, Night Elf, Orc, Pandaren, Tauren, Troll, Undead, Worgen

Did you know that there’s a new expansion lurking on the horizon? And that that means I’m finally back to playing World of Warcraft again? And yes, I did receive the Fashionista achievement moments after logging in for the first time in months, because I have a problem and that problem is called “hording transmog gear.”

Check back over the next few weeks for more sets, the creation of a demon hunter category, and some discussion of recent transmog changes. In the interim, monks! This burnt orange leather transmog set is locked to the practitioner of the monkish arts (is that a thing — we’re going to say that’s a thing) but you could probably work something similar with different shoulders for other classes.

Leather Transmog: Crown of Malorne (Druid)

Leather Transmog - Crown of Malorne - Night Elf Druid

The more I look at this set, the more I’m unsure if it successfully walks the line between “fashionable” and “got dressed in the dark while drunk.”

Head: Burning Crusade Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Crown of Malorne
Shoulders: Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Spaulders of Dinomancy

Back: N/A
Chest:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Daggerjaw Jerkin
Hands: Burning Crusade Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Overgrowth Cutter Gauntlets
Waist: Cataclysm Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Cord of Nature’s Sustenance
Legs: Quest Reward Spider Venom Leggings
Feet:   World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Forest Leather Boots

Main-Hand: Vendor - Gold Jagged Edge of Time
Off-Hand: N/A

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Night Elf, Tauren, Troll, Worgen

I don’t keep this website updated as frequently as I should (on a related note, watch this space for updates on Legion’s leaked gear and weapons models sometime in the next decade), so it might surprise you to hear that I build some of these sets weeks, if not months, before they’re posted.

Why the delay? Honestly, formatting the posts and making the screen captures takes time I sometimes just don’t have. So the sets sit there, waiting patiently, for the day I’ll go through my drafts folder and go, “Oh yeah, that’s a thing,” and send it out for the world to enjoy.

That’s what happened this morning, except wasn’t so much, “Oh hey, check out the deft craftsmanship that went into this handmade transmog set I made several months ago” as, “uh, wait… why.” Like, the helm and the bone-coloured belt make sense, and even the shoulders could work in theory, but with the shoes and the dagger I’m kind of left scratching my head. Maybe somebody spiked my coffee with more LSD than usual that day. Anything’s possible.

So consider today’s transmog set a risky experiment. I think it looks good on night elves, but other races will find their mileage varies considerably.

If you guys have ideas re: a better weapon or shoes, hit me up in the comments.

 

Cloth Transmog: Garments of Temperance

Cloth Transmog - Garments of Temperance - Undead PriestHead: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal  Royal Headband
Shoulders: Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Shoulders of Foaming Fluids
Back: N/A
Chest: Burning Crusade Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Garments of Temperance
Hands: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Exiled Dabbler’s Gloves
Waist: Quest Reward Pillarbind Waistguard
Legs: N/A
Feet: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Outlander’s Boots 

Main-Hand: Crafted Item Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Divine Companion
Off-Hand: Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Torch of the Celestial Spark

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Blood Elf, DraeneiDwarf, GnomeGoblinHuman, Night Elf, OrcPandaren, Tauren, Troll, Undead, Worgen

Normally, this is the part where I tell a couple of jokes or talk a bit about the origins of the transmog set, but today all I want to say is this:

Am I the only one who thinks Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Shoulders of Foaming Fluids sounds, like, super gross?

Because ew, you guys. Ew.

Leather Transmog: Imagined Horrors (Rogue)

Leather Transmog - Human Rogue - Imagined Horrors

This is our town, scrub! (Yeah, beat it!)

Head: raid_warlords Helm of Imagined Horrors

Shoulders: Vendor - Honor Points Wrathful Gladiator’s Leather Spaulders (Rogue)
Back: N/A
Chest:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Breezestrider Jerkin
Hands: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Daggerjaw Gloves
Waist: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Breezestrider Waistband
Legs:Quest Reward Bogpaddle Leggings
Feet: Vendor - Honor Points Wrathful Gladiator’s Boots of Triumph 

Main-Hand: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Namlack’s Supernumerary Sticker
Off-Hand: N/A

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Blood Elf, Draenei, DwarfGnomeGoblinHumanNight Elf, Orc, Pandaren, Tauren, TrollUndead, Worgen

Feeling disaffected with your government? Tired of envying your fat cat neighbour’s plush new cardboard box to sleep in or choking down your mama’s homemade dirt-and-stringy-coyote-hair pie? Come to the Deadmines, where drifters and deadbeats and layabouts are forged into lean, mean, drifting and deadbeating and layabouting machines.

Can’t find a job because the fields are bare and the guards at Sentinel Hill don’t like the way you smell? The Defias Brotherhood offers ample training opportunities to its members in the lucrative fields of thieving, stabbing, and general rabble-rousing, all for the low, low cost of being slaughtered indiscriminately by rampaging hordes of low-level Alliance adventurers.

So far as this leather transmog is concerned, it’s “bring-your-own-bandana,” though. Do we look like we’re made of money?

 

Cloth Transmog: Virtuous Skirt

Cloth Transmog - Undead - Virtuous Skirt

Behold, the angriest yellow belt you’ve ever seen.

 

Head: Quest Reward Enigma Circlet (Mages Only)
Shoulders: Vendor - Gold Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Orb-Bound Shoulders 
Back: N/A
Chest:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Laughing Skull Tunic
Hands:  Quest Reward  Gloves of the Servant
Waist:  Dungeon Drop Essence of Anger
Legs: Replica Virtuous Skirt
Feet:  Dungeon Drop Cordwoven Sandals

Main-Hand:  Quest Reward Darklight Torch
Off-Hand: Dungeon Drop Lamp of Peaceful Radiance

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Look, I’ll be straight with you. I’m not the best person out there. I have flaws. Sometimes, when I’m at a dinner party, I’ll lock eyes with a guest standing across the room and then slowly, methodically, eat the last h’ordeuvre on the plate as a way to assert dominance.

But my skirt, my skirt is virtuous, people.

Okay, it’s a replica of a skirt that’s virtuous. But that’s close enough.