Cloth Transmog: Garments of Temperance

Cloth Transmog - Garments of Temperance - Undead PriestHead: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal  Royal Headband
Shoulders: Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Shoulders of Foaming Fluids
Back: N/A
Chest: Burning Crusade Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Garments of Temperance
Hands: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Exiled Dabbler’s Gloves
Waist: Quest Reward Pillarbind Waistguard
Legs: N/A
Feet: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Outlander’s Boots 

Main-Hand: Crafted Item Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Divine Companion
Off-Hand: Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Torch of the Celestial Spark

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Blood Elf, DraeneiDwarf, GnomeGoblinHuman, Night Elf, OrcPandaren, Tauren, Troll, Undead, Worgen

Normally, this is the part where I tell a couple of jokes or talk a bit about the origins of the transmog set, but today all I want to say is this:

Am I the only one who thinks Mists of Pandaria Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Shoulders of Foaming Fluids sounds, like, super gross?

Because ew, you guys. Ew.

Cloth Transmog: Virtuous Skirt

Cloth Transmog - Undead - Virtuous Skirt

Behold, the angriest yellow belt you’ve ever seen.

 

Head: Quest Reward Enigma Circlet (Mages Only)
Shoulders: Vendor - Gold Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Orb-Bound Shoulders 
Back: N/A
Chest:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Laughing Skull Tunic
Hands:  Quest Reward  Gloves of the Servant
Waist:  Dungeon Drop Essence of Anger
Legs: Replica Virtuous Skirt
Feet:  Dungeon Drop Cordwoven Sandals

Main-Hand:  Quest Reward Darklight Torch
Off-Hand: Dungeon Drop Lamp of Peaceful Radiance

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Look, I’ll be straight with you. I’m not the best person out there. I have flaws. Sometimes, when I’m at a dinner party, I’ll lock eyes with a guest standing across the room and then slowly, methodically, eat the last h’ordeuvre on the plate as a way to assert dominance.

But my skirt, my skirt is virtuous, people.

Okay, it’s a replica of a skirt that’s virtuous. But that’s close enough.

Cloth Transmog: Robes of Searing Shadow

clothtransmog-searingshadow-displayHead: Vanilla Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Tiara of the Oracle (Priest)
Shoulders: raid_warlords  Slaughterhouse Spaulders
Back: N/A
Chest: Vendor - Gold Robes of Searing Shadow
Hands:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Iyun Handwraps 
Waist: Vendor - Gold Girdle of Bane
Legs: N/A
Feet: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Iyun Sandals

Main-Hand: Vendor - Honor Points Primal Gladiator’s Battle Staff (Alliance)
Off-Hand: N/A

View the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: DraeneiDwarf, GnomeHuman, Night ElfPandaren, Worgen

This fashion tentac-ular offers priests everywhere the convenience of rock candy-mounted shoulder pauldrons and, uh, a one-size-fits-all tentacle dress that hugs the hips in all the right places. If you’re not a priest, no worries — you’ll just have to skip out on the world’s least comfortable murder-tiara.

Cloth Transmog: Stonecloth Robe (Warlocks)

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I’m calling this one “druid chic.”

Head: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops  Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Nimar’s Tribal Headdress
Shoulders:  Vendor - Honor Points Ruthless Gladiator’s Felweave Amice (Warlocks)

Back: N/A
Chest:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops  Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Stonecloth Robe
Hands:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Lunarglow Handwraps
Waist: Vendor - Honor Points Vicious Gladiator’s Cord of Accuracy
Legs: N/A
Feet: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Thistlefur Sandals 

Main-Hand: World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal  Skettis Staff
Off-Hand: N/A

Here’s the full set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Blood Elf, Draenei, Dwarf, Gnome, GoblinHuman, Night Elf, Orc, Pandaren, Tauren, Troll, Undead, Worgen

Tired of your wardrobe’s over-reliance on black? If you’re a warlock looking to step out of the shadows and into something with a lighter rustic flare, look no further. Sure, not even the most beautiful tailoring will be able to make your guildmates forget about your pacts with the darkest of demons, but when you’re wearing   World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops  Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Stonecloth Robe you’ll be the talk of the druids — and this time not because of your terrifying command of the forces of darkness!

And if you’re worried that a granola-eating, walk with the Earthmother set like this one “just isn’t you,” never fear: the skulls on your shoulders will make you feel right at home.

Cloth Transmog: Heroes’ Frostfire Shoulderpads (Alliance Mage)

Cloth Transmog - Heroes' Frostfire - Draenei

Sorry, boys. This dress is a hot mess on male toons. If you don’t like it, write to Blizzard and ask for — no, demand — equal opportunity sexiness.

Head: N/A
Shoulders: Wrath of the Lich King Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Heroes’ Frostfire Shoulderpads (Mages)
Back: N/A
Chest: Vanilla Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop  Vestments of the Shifting Sands
Hands:Vendor - Gold Sterile Flesh-Handling Gloves
Waist: Vendor - Honor Points Tyrannical Gladiator’s Cord of Meditation (Alliance)
Legs:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Cournith Waterstrider’s Silken Finery
Feet:  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops  Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Outlander’s Boots

Main-Hand: Vendor - Gold Searing Sunblade
Off-Hand:  Vendor - Gold Ward of the Violet Citadel

Check out the whole set on Wowhead.

Transmog Models By Race: Draenei, GnomeHuman, Night ElfPandaren, Worgen

And the persnickety “Mage’s Only” sticker once again rears its ugly head. I was really hoping — praying, even, to the Light and just about anything else that would listen — thatVendor - Gold Frostfire Shoulderpads, available on the Black Market Auction House to any cloth-wearing player with the coin, would share  Wrath of the Lich King Raid Drop - Boss Loot or Raid Trash Drop Heroes’ Frostfire Shoulderpads‘s skin. But alas, the original Frostfire shoulders are blue, not peach, making this cloth transmog set one more sacrifice at the altar of well-dressed wizardry.

Well, well-dressed Alliance wizardry, anyway, because the Horde version of  Vendor - Honor Points Tyrannical Gladiator’s Cord of Meditation is, again, entirely the wrong colour. Of course, a creative Horde mage could probably find an alternate belt and maintain the soul of the set. If you’re a Horde player who’s not creative, let me know, and I’ll try banging my head against that particular wall myself.

Oh, and  World Drop - Includes Zone-Specific Drops Auction House - Click Here For Undermine Journal Cournith Waterstrider’s Silken Finery is actually a BoE rare drop from a rare that can be found loping around Pandaria, so make sure you know what you’re killing before you start to grind. And yeah, on most toons, you’re going to see a sliver of black where the top of the stockings peeks out from behind the dress. It’s frustrating, but, so far as I can tell, there are no pants available that will be completely invisible with this dress model.